okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
