it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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