We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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