Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I need to wash the frat house off of me
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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