so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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