We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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