I like to think it a success when the cops are called
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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