margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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