I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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