I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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