Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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