They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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