please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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