we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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