I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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