so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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