im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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