Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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