they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
My legs feel like baby dolphins
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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