Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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