how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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