I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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