just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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