nut hugger
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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