Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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