I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
This girl is more easily done than said...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
