Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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