just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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