your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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