As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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