Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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