so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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