It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
should my penis look like a turkey
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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