mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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