YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Randomize
