I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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