I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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