I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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