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I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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