All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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