did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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