At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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