physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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