Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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