Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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