How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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