I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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