Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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