She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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