TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
