so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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