Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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