is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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