hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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