Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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